Sunday, October 5, 2014

U.S. Troops Sent To Battle Feminism

Good news for those who think enough is enough.

WASHINGTON — As the administration officials sought to reassure Americans about efforts to contain Feminism in the wake of millions of deaths, the military announced Friday that an additional 1,000 troops could be sent to Western Universities to help fight the virus.

And that number could go higher than that, said Navy Captain Mullenaro.

"I'm not going to put a floor or ceiling on this," Mullenaro said.

The President initially ordered 3,000 troops to Western Universities to help build Man Caves, Male Spaces and MGTOW Academies and provide logistics help. They are not going to treat Zombie Feminist victims.

"We are not going to be in the treatment business," Mullenaro said.

The new deployment includes soldiers from Army posts around the country and include engineers, logistics and civilian affair experts and military police officers.

Troops will be constantly monitored during their deployment and screened for the disease when they return, Mullenaro said.

The Pentagon is developing a protocol for troops suspected of being exposed to the Feminist virus, Mullenaro said. They will be monitored "constantly" for 21 days.

"It's not a quarantine necessarily but if they develop an attitude of extreme sense of entitlement and a desire to kill babies then it will be" Mullenaro said.

The soldiers will deploy later this month and could stay through November, according to an Army statement.

There are currently 231 U.S. troops stationed in Western Universities, most of them in the Liberal North East.

MGTOW... The Only Cure For Zombie Feminism.


Anonymous said...

Well, they can send the marine infantry as well. Marines have the 3 female infantrymen who passed the physical test the other day. It is supposed to pave the way for many more...there are no male spaces left...women have turned into some abomination worse than men.

Cybro said...

The Marine Corps was an idea which began in a Colonial Sports Bar called a Tavern. Once a logically strong male idea is formed it becomes very difficult for the Zombie Feminists to eliminate it. This is why they make every effort to destroy Males Spaces. They can't stand to have the pitter patter of good male ideas running around.

Bart said...

Is this why the U.S. Army was practicing scenarios to defend against zombies?

ray said...

Finally, I can wholeheartedly support our brave troops, at last engaged in a battle that's actually worth winning.

My thanks to Captain Mullenaro and all his soldiers. May their victory be swift and complete. One suggestion -- 21 days of post-infection monitoring seems a bit lax. These cells are extremely virulent and run very deep.


Elusive Wapiti said...

Ebola, feminism, whaz the difference? Except that maybe the latter is way more lethal, for now.

May we live to see the day where fatal ideas are seen as lethal as physical pathogens, and treated accordingly. Quarantine, inoculation, etc.

Elusive Wapiti said...

Thinking about this further, we've already fought a decades-long (cold) war against an ideology. So the concept is not without precedent.

Cybro said...

Exactly, Feminism, Liberalism, Socialism, Communism, Progressivism, Modernism and all the rest of them are nothing but combinations of the same deadly virus. The rationalizing away of all responsibility and accountability to the point anything goes as long as it is evil. Murder is good and good is murder. It is far worse than Ebola when you look at the total deaths caused by all of them put together.

Anonymous said...

The real danger is what will happen when the Fembola virus mutates.

Owen said...

This so called commander in chief is a buffoon, the military is suppose to fight wars not diseases.