Tuesday, May 28, 2013
White Knights Fail To Avenge Girl Gamers Honor
So there I was playing my favorite online multi-player video game. Won't tell which one that is but it's one thing I do with all that free MGTOW time I have. In this game like all of them there is a chat box where guys mostly taunt and insult each other as the fighting goes on. Sometimes the talk gets a little raunchy as it did the other night.
It went something like this.
player1: did you get him
player2: I got him
player1: good kill
player2: Yeah I just blew my load all over
player1: that's nasty who's going to clean up the mess?
Oh man, after a brief pause only long enough for the White Knights to mentally leap on their horses they immediately came riding to the rescue.
player3: you better watch your mouth
player4: yeah that's not funny
player5: shut up or you get reported
me: report it to your mom she's right here
player6: that's it, he's reported
Report me for what I don't know but I'm still laughing about it. It didn't end there though. Three of them found me in game and came to kill me. I thought ok I'm out gunned here. Maybe I should boot out of the game and not give them the satisfaction of the kill but let's see what happens anyway.
So unbelievably, one by one the White Knight Posse went down and I lived. The game gods were on my side that night.
Now they were really pissed and that was about all the fun I could handle so I figured it was a good time to quit while I was ahead.
I have had it happen to me in the past, in real life where some men come down with a severe case of Hero Syndrome. They got all Whitey Knighty on me over some perceived insult I had committed against some female. My way of dealing with them was to simply smile, play dumb, walk away and not play into the accusing female game by physically fighting the White Knight.
I don't know of any better way of dealing with that kind of situation. I just can't see getting into a fight with a White Knight so some chick can have the satisfaction of telling all her friends two men fought over her. White Knights get it in their heads that they can attack another man with impunity to teach him a lesson. To straighten him out. As if an assault charge doesn't apply to them because a females honor was assaulted. As if they actually have any to begin with.
Let me warn you Hero's. You attack me for any reason and force me into a fight I'm not fighting back just to teach you a lesson. It goes to a whole other level and at that point it's my right and my duty to defend myself.
The sad thing is that is just the level of drama females love to stir up and I'm going to do everything in my power to deny them that even while these White Knights fail to do the same.
at 10:18:00 AM